The naked neighbor

A woman called the police, complaining that her neighbor liked to wander around the house nude and that she could clearly see him through her kitchen window. The officer assured the woman that he was probably harmless, but that he would stop by to take a look.

A few minutes later, the officer came by and the woman indicated the window she could see him from. He peered out, but saw nothing but a tall hedge blocking the view.

"Ma'am," the officer said, "that hedge is plenty high enough. There's absolutely no way you could see your neighbor from here."

"Yes there is," insisted the woman. "You have to stand up on the kitchen table in order to see him."